A Small Cat Trying to Comprehend Its Reflection for the First Time

Just walking around, trying to eat a bee...if only I had wings...then I'd show 'em "who's bad"...Michael Jackson, no? Yeah, sure is quiet around here and---what the--? Is that...did they buy another cat? Hey...hey you...kitty cat. Who are you? What are you trying to do here? Are you trying to wreck a home? Because it is working!

Fade out

Fade in

Just doing this little yarn dance...bite the yarn, swipe at it, do something cuddly. Yep, sure is quiet and--I don't believe this. You again? Look, why don't you just go somewhere else, huh?

Fade out

Fade in

Going to lick myself. Going to lick myself in front of the glass door. Licking my crotch, cleaning up, doing the dew, living la--sonofa... Alright buddy, is this what you want? (Scratches mirrow). Whoa, he's quicker than I thought. Alright guy, why don't we strike a deal. Putterthere. (They shake on it). Nice.

(That night the small kitten harvests its reflection's kidneys and sells them on the black market. It's reflection dies the next day despite the dialysis. Moral of the story is, don't harvest the vital organs of your loved ones.)