Why Can't My Life Be Like Dragonball? by Marc Blaskowitz, Age 37, Insane

Everyone's always telling me, "Marc, get your head outta those comic books and do your studies!" Well you know sometimes I don't feel like doing what you are telling me to do stop it! Huh...huh...huh...besides, these aren't comic books they are graphic novels. Plus you read them right to left even though that's not how you read books and things from America and other American-speaking towns and countries.

I wish my life were like Dragonball and Dragonball Z.

In Dragonball, Goku kicked Android 20's head off during a battle. In my life I have to take medicine and get haircuts.

In Dragonball Furiza took over the planet Vegeta and blew it up, and Prince Vegeta had to leave because his home was no longer there. In my life I have to share a room with a crazy person Jacob is crazy and I hate him so I wish Jacob would die.

In Dragonball Future Trunks is the disciplined and noble warrior from the future who aids the warriors in the battle against the androids. In my life Michael has to clean me after I make dirt in my tighty whities. Michael taught me how to say tighty whities. I DONNOT WANNA EAT THAT!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!






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In Dragonball Piccolo takes Gohan under his wing so he can train him to be a great fighter. In my life I touch myself when Carmela brings me my pills.

Why can't Dragonball be like my life? Then Gohan would kill Jacob for sure.