Deleted Scenes From Last Year's DVD Release of "Riding the Bus with My Sister" Starring Rosie O'Donnell

Scene 24: Rosie O'Donnell's character Beth Simmons tries to create an alternative source of energy, but then realizes she is too retarded to do so. She poops her pants.

Scene 9: Andie MacDowell's Rachel Simmons tries to kill Beth by drowning her, but Beth farts while being held under water and Rachel lets her live. Andie MacDowell has no idea the camera was rolling and the police are never alerted.

Scene 34: Beth's on-again-off-again boyfriend, the semi-retarded black belt Jesse, brutally rapes Rachel and leaves her for dead. Beth poops her bed.

Scene 40: Rachel is called to photograph a crime scene and does so. Her brilliant photography helps lead to the arrest of several diamond robbers. Beth tries to kill herself because she realizes she will never lead a fulfilling life.

Scene 19: After a long night of playing pool and slumming it amongst the locals, Rachel turns down Rick the bus driver's advances. The next morning Rick crashes the bus into the bank, killing everyone on board except Beth, who has her legs amputated.

Scene 90: As the film nears the four hour mark, Rachel and Beth "get it on." Director Anjelica Huston vomits off set.

Scene 33: A ten minute scene shot in extreme close-up wherein Beth meticulously eats a Pop-Tart. In voice over, we are told that Rachel has just tried to commit suicide because if she can't have Rick she doesn't want to live. We discover that Jesse is actually a ghost living amongst the living in order to prevent a futuristic war.

Scene 62: The character credited as "Street thug" learns the joy of charitable deeds and helps set up a Christmas tree in a nursing home.

Scene 91:Beth and Rachel change positions. Anjelica Huston tries to kill herself.

Scene 100: The real life Beth Simmons charges on set and poops on Rosie O'Donnell. Strangely this film is left in the final film. Everyone involved tries to kill themselves.