The Buck Stops Here...

So the other day I'm walking through the town square and I see some nice looking girl across the street, you know? Being married I kinda blushed and just went about my business. Then all a' sudden I hear the girl laugh and I think, Geez, that laugh sounds familiar...sort of sounds like someone chipperin' away on acorns while wheezing. So I take another look and who do you think I see walking around town square with a man's arm around her waist? Nancy! I'd know that patchy-haired back anywhere... So I run up to her, tackle the guy, driving his head into the pavement, and I yell, "Nancy, what in the world are you doing?" Turns out it wasn't Nancy at all, just some broad and her boyfriend. The woman starts yellin, who do you think you are, and on and on...meanwhile the guy's not really moving around a whole lot and there's blood everywhere. I wipe some blood outta my eye and yell, "Great, now I'm hallucinating too! And there's blood on my new pants!"

I gotta get Nancy outta that animal prison--I'm crackin up...