Analysis

It seems that my blog has an unseemly high body count for such a mild-colored template (now Chris' black and red scheme just screams serial killer...but toupe? hardly).

That is why from this moment on, I am pledging to keep the blog safe for all characters; no more bludgeonings, brainings, stabbings, shootings, lampings, terminal illness, amputations, bus crashes, and so on.

Deal?