Food is Mortality

I was convinced that I had written an article a while ago about how food is mortality. I remember I had written all these nifty little lines about how every time you have, say, your grandmother's tomato sauce, that is one less time you will have it together and so on and so forth. So I ran a search on my hard drive using the very chouette spotlight feature on OS X and as it turns out I did not, in fact, write anything of the sort. Methinks I had started to, but abandoned the piece once the baby came.

Nonetheless, here are two pictures I would have used to illustrate my fantastic article.