Unloved Jokes aka MONOLOGUE FIESTA!

From the past few weeks of freelancing at The Late Show...

-Television producers in the Netherlands have created a dating program featuring visibly disfigured contestants. They're getting a lot of heat for it, but I say if it gets Mickey Rourke dating again, so be it.

ZING!

-Crime has gotten so bad in Tijuana thar the police have resorted to using sling shots. They say it will help defend against Mexico's biggest threat: Dennis the Menace.

OH SNAP!

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